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- 11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
- me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
Once my health teacher was asking these girls what they were being for Halloween in the middle of class and one girl said “we’re twins” and I yell out WHICH ONE HAS THE ASTIGMATISM like that contact lens commercial and literally nobody said anything not even a giggle or any form of acknowledgment even though it was dead silent
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When someone you really hate likes your favorite band
“They’re not for you!”
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HAY BOYFRIEND WHEN ARE YOU COMING OVER
my ovaries omg hi baby ugh i want to kiss him all over
his arms his face im crying literally
omfg loovee meee
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Other teenagers are…
Getting jailed:
Addicted to smoking:
Getting pregnant:
And then, there’s you:
Our parents should be thankful!
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